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“ How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you? ”

—    Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (via hrsvt)

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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greglestrade:

My whole family is nearly crying laughing because I told them that one time the doctors rang our house and asked ‘does Jess live here’ and I said ‘yes’ and they said ‘can I speak to her’ and I said ‘yes’ then I left for five seconds so it looked like I was getting Jess but I myself am Jess.

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zazzybuttcheeks:

fucking hell i wasn’t prepared for this picture

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aroseforalice:

me and my friends

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I just want someone real nasty and real loyal.

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humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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